Starship Ass

On the run and out of work, Federation Navy deserter Cass takes the first job she can get: to liberate the notorious pirate Redbeard from the prison on Aresh Five—which doubles as a tourist attraction for the rich and adventurous.

Using a cover identity, Cass will have to infiltrate the prison with nothing but her wits, a master key disguised as a spork, and a furry, cat-like companion who’s pretty good in a fight.

Succeed, and she’ll earn the respect of the charismatic pirate leader Tone E Robbins, a man with deep pockets and plenty of other assignments to keep Cass busy. Fail, and she’ll become a permanent resident of Aresh Five prison herself… or worse, end up back in Federation hands, forced to have daily tea with her disgustingly polite and patriarchal commanding officer….

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From Daring Prison Breaks to Galaxy-Expanding Science Fiction

Do you like funny, fast-paced space opera featuring space pirates, surly artificial intelligences, dashing rogues, alien artifacts, and deadly surprises?

You’ll love these three stories from the Starship Ass universe:

• Escape From Aresh Five
• The Overlord of Kepler 186f
• Moon of Ontera

This collection can be enjoyed at any time. Read these stories before, after, or even while you’re enjoying Books One-thru-Three of the Starship Ass trilogy!

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"Fast, funny, and fresh sci-fi writing."—Cameron Coral, Sci-Fi Author

Harold is a symbiont. He’s also an ass.

Banished from his planet of Cern, imprisoned in the carrier form of a donkey, Harry gets swept up by an interstellar livestock trading vessel—the SS Bray. His only companions? The other donkeys and livestock.

Pirate captain Cass and her crew of misfits are desperate for a score. So, when they encounter and board the cargo herding vessel registered as the SS Bray, she’s less than sure of how they might cash in on a hold full of farm animals (including a naive talking donkey!). Lucky for them, there’s a prize donkey contest with a game-changing purse … and they just happen to have a hold full of potential contestants.

Meanwhile, the ghosts of Cass’s past are determined to find her. A Federation Navy deserter, her hijacking of the cargo ship sets off alarm bells with the top brass, who are quick to pursue this new lead. Giving them the slip might be easy, were it not for a double-crossing informant...

Can Captain Cass and her gang of pirates evade the Federation and cash in on their cargo? Can Harry the donkey-riding symbiont find a new home with the space pirates, or better yet, become a prize donkey and gain the adoration of an entire planet?

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Secret weapon or new best friend?

The mission, should Captain Cass and her intrepid crew of space pirates accept it? Infiltrate the Federation Navy flagship and extract the secret weapon.

Meanwhile, Harold's donkey host is ailing, which means he's on the outside-looking-in. As unlikely as it may seem, he's managed to help them through some of their biggest hurdles. How will they possibly manage without him on this, their most dangerous adventure to date?

Buy or BURRO today and continue the adventure in an expanding universe of possibility. (editor: And dogs. Don't forget the dogs.)

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A groundbreaking novel for asses everywhere...

For centuries, donkeys have been underrepresented in the space piracy trade. Harry's about to change that. But first, much like pirate Haven leader Tone E Robbins, he'll be forced to confront a dark secret chapter from his past.

Along the way, they'll be hunted by a Federation foe determined to wipe Haven out of existence ... led by none other than the Beloved Leader, himself, the Grand COG (that's short for Center-of-the-Galaxy).

Will the United Federation of Mankind prevail? Or will Harry and his friends prove once and for all that there's a place in the galaxy for everyone?

Are you ready for the stunning conclusion to the Starship Ass trilogy? Be sure to BUY or BORROW your copy today!

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